I Tried To Fire My Producer Radio Bren Today Because He's An Unloyal Fuckboy

I had a double blog today. I’ve been doing interviews this morning, had to run pick up a prescription for my kid, and head to the feed store to pick up dog food. I like going to the Feed Store because it makes me feel like a farmer. Plus, 50lbs of 27 percent protein dog food for 28 dollars is such a deal. Grain and corn free too. Incredible.

Anyway, the blogging factory is a fucking grind. With like 87 bloggers now, if you arent on top of shit from 6am, there’s no way of knowing what’s been blogged. The search feature fucking sucks so you just aim and pull the trigger. It’s the blogging version of praying and spraying. War reference. Im a Marine. Have I mentioned that?

Anyway, I fire up the old laptop and see that an Instagram model has been bitten on the ass by a pig! Hysterical. No reason to blog a bunch about that. Just get it up on the ole site and move on to the next one.

Next thing I know, KChirpo starts texting me. “My headline was better.”

He’s probably right but he’s the EIC so I accept the critique from him and move on. Next thing you know, fucking Radio Bren starts chirping me.

What in the fuck is this? My guy? My producer? The guy who works on EVERY show I have? Podfathers, Zero Blog Thirty, Hi Haters… He’s coming at my throat? This cant be. I need more loyalty. I need more dedication. I need mufuckinpostivity.

Yes, Coley was on the New York blog before me and he did wonderfully at it. But Bren’s attitude today is unacceptable, so, like any good leader, I tried to fire him.

Regrettably, I dont have the power to fire people so I wrote this blog to shame him.

Shame, Bren. Shame.

PS: Keith saw me writing this blog so he knows that I’m upset. He has apologized for calling me a poor for liking Big Gulps. In fact, he loves them now too and cant wait to share a tall, cool Cherry Dr Pepper together!

Additionally, I didnt get to write this blog because Coley did but here are some of my thoughts if I would have written the blog about Inside Edition.

As a longtime New Yorker, this video makes me so upset! It’s a time-honored tradition to skip the line at the subway. To give you an idea about how often I dont pay my sub fare, I dont even know how to pay at the subway. I havent paid for subway since the footlongs were 5 dollars, folks. Meatball subway for 5 dollars? Now that’s a deal!

I was just getting started too. Probably would have been an ok blog. We’ll never know tho. Thanks a lot, Mick Man.