GREAT NEWS: Phillies Are Reworking King Aaron Nola's Contract To Keep Him Happy And Are Getting HUGE Bargain In The Process

Awesome. Awesome to the max. So what does this mean? Well, friends, this is a move that makes all parties happy. Simple as that. King Nola is already on the team for 4 years through age 30. All this does is make sure he doesn’t go to arbitration as well as a club option thru 31. It’s GREAT for Phillies, and safe for Nola. Is it smart for Nola? Well, that’s up to him. He could certainly get more if he goes to arbitration every year or get a mega-dick-swinging-pay-day a season earlier than expected. But if King Nola is happy, we’re all happy. Unless he’s only doing this because he realized his arm is about to fall off. That would not make anybody happy.

Regardless, Aaron Nola is a certified Cy Young canadate and one filthy son-of-a-bitch. Now let’s all come together, loosen up the pants, and indulge in some good ol’ fashioned baseball porn courtesy of the King himself. These damn pitches should come with bail money.