Emoji License Plates Are About To Become A Reality

BBC- If a personalised number plate simply isn’t enough to express your complex personality, worry not – soon you will be able to add an emoji to the mix.

Ok, you’ll have to move to Queensland, Australia – but once that’s sorted, you can get your own little smiley starting next month. The emojis will cost you some extra of course, and are only for decoration.

I didn’t think I could be surprised anymore in this Upside Down world we are living in, but here we are. I’m really not surprised that emoji license plates are about to become a thing. In fact once you think about it, they kinda make a ton of sense because mankind has been slowly reverting back to the caveman days by using hieroglyphics to communicate to the point I would guess we are going to get a “Are Millennials Killing The Alphabet” blog from KMarko within the next 6 months.

What I can’t believe is that Australia was the first country to slap an emoji on a license plate. I wouldn’t have batted an eyelash if those crazy fucks in Japan were the first country to pump out emojis plates or even us here in the U.S. of A. did it since use Mericans are GLUED to our phones 24/7. But the Aussies seem so far above emojis and fancy license plates. For some reason, I imagine Australians using nothing but the unbreakable Nokia phones while spending their days hunting crocs and trying to survive on an island that is a real life Jumanji instead of sending each other winky faces on their iPhones.

OK, I don’t know how many rhinos and elephants are in Australia, but they have a shitload of tiny poisonous creatures that can sneak up and kill you even quicker than some of those big boys from Africa

However, no matter where they are produced, I love the idea of emojis on license plates. People pay hundreds of dollars to put lame shit like DADZR1DE on their license plate. Can you imagine how much idiots like that would pay to add an emoji so they look “cool”? More money spent on license plates means more money for the DMV which means more money for more employees which means the entire DMV experience would hypothetically not be as soul crushing as it currently is.

Considering how boring the first set of emojis are, this has to be a long con.

Your choice will be limited to laughing out loud, a winking face emoji, the cool sunglasses, the heart eyes, and the good old standard smiley face.

All those emojis are snoozers except for the sunglasses emoji because when I see it, I think of Chaps having sex. If you want to be a basic bitch with a basic emoji, you will probably pay like $50. But if you want to have a good emoji to add a little bit of flair to your plate, you are going to have to pay good money. If you are a rascal that wants to add a poop emoji, that’s a cool hundo out of your piggy bank. If you are a Patriots fan that finds it necessary to remind everyone that Tom Brady is the best football player we have ever seen, spend a grand to add a Goat emoji at the end of your BRADYGOD plate. And if you are a hardo that wants an eggplant emoji with three squirt emojis because you want everyone to know you have a big #dick that drops massive loads, cough up $10,000 a year so you can get laughed at behind you and your car’s back. Everyone wins.