Bull Shockingly Acts Like A Bull By Jumping And Stampeding Through A Group Of People At A Crowded Indian Festival

This the dramatic moment a bull made a giant running leap into a crowd sparking panic at a religious event in South India yesterday (Wed). Thousands of worshippers had gathered at the popular local temple in Mathakondapalli village in Krishnagiri district where organised had sought permission to hold a ‘bull dance.’

I honestly cannot comprehend how new videos of bulls stampeding humans continue to make their way onto the internet. Do countries like India and Spain not have the World Wide Web? I feel like we get at least one video of a bull Truck Sticking multiple humans on a weekly basis. I don’t care if you are unleashing angry bulls into a mass of humanity for religious reasons or because it is a tradition dating back generations. The result is always the bull playing the role of the hammer and a mass of humanity playing the role of some nails. Actually forget about the internet. Do places like that have cartoons? There are three undeniable truths you learn as a child while watching cartoons:

1. Bulls will fuck you up, especially if you are wearing or holding anything red
2. You will sink and die if you fall into quicksand unless you grab ahold of a plant with a comically long and strong root
3. If you get covered in wet cement, you will instantly become a statue. But once someone chisels you out, you will be just fine

Again, I don’t know if those countries’ internet situation is as bad as Barstool HQ’s (h/t All Biz Pete) or what their Saturday morning TV programming is like. But they clearly aren’t seeing the same stuff as us over here in the U.S. of A. where these bull attack videos are few and far between.