It Appears That Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Remastered Is Coming Out After A Picture Of The Game's Rating Leaked Online

FINALLY the internet detectives took a break from investigating every picture an athlete liked on Instagram and searching for skeletons in the closets of anybody that went viral for a good deed to focus on something truly important to our society. The remastered version of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is close enough to becoming a reality that there was a rating assigned to the game. Charge up your controllers and headset, because we aren’t leaving our basements for weeks to virtually kill people online!

They are REALLY going to release only the campaign mode of a Mount Rushmore Call of Duty game?!? Campaign modes are for when your internet is down or you nerves aren’t ready to enter the hornets nest of multiplayer, so you practice firing off some rounds while watching a Hollywood-level story unfold in front of your face.

But that’s not what Call of Duty is about. CoD is about being glued to the couch for hours as you evolve from the hunted to the hunter as your eyes start to bleed from that warm glow of your television and you forget what your family looks like. You promise yourself that each run is the last run once the couch sores set in, but then you level up and that dopamine unleashed into your brain while all your new guns and those loud bangs revealing your new rank keeps you sitting down until the next match. And then when you are being yelled at to come upstairs for dinner, you see the next match takes place in Terminal, Estate, or Favela and you have to decide between your relationships or the game. And if we are in the trust tree, these three pictures can make me feel things that none of my wedding pictures or kid’s baby pictures can make me feel.

However when it comes to this version of MW2 Remastered, they are talking about practice. Not a multiplayer, not a multiplayer, not a multiplayer, we talking about practice. Not a multiplayer. Not, not, not the multiplayer that I go out there and die for and play every game like it’s my last. Not the multiplayer, but we’re talking about practice, man. I mean, how silly is that?

Speaking of remakes, I have had this game preordered since before Barstool was even a twinkle in Portnoy’s eyes.