The Internet Demands Answers After Candice Swanepoel's Instagram Of Her Butt Features A Small Scar On The Left Cheek

Sunday afternoon Candice Swanepoel posted the above picture to her Instagram – just getting ready for some beach yoga in Brazil.  I reacted like I’m assuming most people reacted: “whoa, nice butt.” “I forgot about Candice Swanepoel.”  Then fired up a blog draft about how people forget about Candice Swanepoel.

That’s when I noticed a debate going on in the comment section, which is, of course, full of perfect-10 models, doctors, and physical specimens with no defects whatsoever.  Seems there was a mystery swirling – what’s up with that dot on her butt?

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Dimple?

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Cellulite?  Scar?

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Stab wound?

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So many comments like the ones above that Candice Swanepoel, perfect Human Woman, felt like she had to address her ass to the hive of trolls critiquing her.

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But it didn’t end there…no no no… @fashion_inspo771 DEMANDED to know why that vaccination scar had been photoshopped out of Candice’s previous pictures.

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2019 – where a simple butt pic that would have been an automatic Guess That Ass shot back in the day is now the inspiration for debates on child vaccination and Photoshop in the modeling industry and its effects on self- image.

Take me back.