James Dolan Went On The Michael Kay Show To Talk About Selling The Knicks, Banning A Fan For Life, Free Agency, And Why Everyone Hates His Guts
Welp, that was a fucking disaster. I don’t want to get mad at the fan that has been banned for life for shooting his shot and living the dream every Knicks fan has had of telling that frumpy Ewok to sell the team while also probably getting a nice check from TMZ for the exclusive video. But all that segment did was reaffirm everything we’ve ever thought about the Joffrey of MSG and move the Knicks biggest weakness from this summer’s free agency sweepstakes right to the forefront of everybody’s mind. Keeping Dolan’s big head and mouth as far away from the radios and cameras as possible was the best thing to happen to the Knicks in years and now we are back to square one.
Dolan said he wasn’t selling the team, needed help remembering who was on the roster by reading names off of paper, seemed hell-bent on toeing the line of tampering, not tampering, and Magic Johnson tampering, while also admitted to being the thinnest skinned silver spooned asshole in a city full of them. I suppose at least Dolan didn’t bring in a giant binder that said Preparation this time, so that’s a plus. #BabySteps
I know that Dolan has to say he isn’t interested in selling the team even if he is, but I’d be shocked if the other two parts of that interview doesn’t at least put a little bit of fear in the hearts of players that may be interested in taking on the impossible task of bringing a Larry O’Brien Trophy to Madison Square Garden along with a few hundred million dollars of Little Jimmy Dolan’s money.
Oh but don’t worry, James Dolan has plenty of supporters that write him nice letters all the time!
If you actually believe that someone would actually write James Dolan a nice letter without hoping for free tickets or a spot in his stupid band, you have to admit that they are the fan of another team hoping that James Dolan takes the Knicks out of contention for the rest of Dolan’s life. Like I wouldn’t put it past Greenie or whoever the Nets/Pacers/Heat fan version of Greenie is to write letters sucking Dolan’s dick and telling him he’s a great owner. In fact, I’d kinda respect it because anything is fair in love and baskebtall (Omar Epps said that, so you know it’s true. Having this clown shoe as Knicks owner is the gift that keeps on giving to Knicks fans, except in the herpes sense not the Jelly of the Month sense.