Hysterical Video Where A Small Child Climbs Into An Igloo Cooler, Locks It, And Freaks The FUCK Out

This video surfaced a couple days ago but I didn’t see it until today, and thank God I did. Shit made me spit out my Beluga caviar and it goes for $10k/kg.

Trapped in a cooler? That’s not trapped in a cooler.

If you climb into a cooler, and lock yourself in? That’s not an equipment malfunction. That cooler is functioning as advertised. When you lock the cooler, it stays locked. It doesn’t matter how hard your small prisoner tries to escape; they’re staying in that cooler, safe and sound, cool as a cucumber. To be honest, I’ve never wanted to buy an igloo product more than I did after seeing this incredible advertisement. Knowing that my children ahem, ice-cold beers, are safe and stored? Sign me up.

This is exactly like blaming a crocodile for clamping its jaws shut on your head, when you’re the one who stuck your fucking head in there. Crocodiles gonna croc, coolers gonna lock. Take that recall and shove it up your fucking ass. I am steaming mad! Somebody lock me in a cooler.

And just like that, Igloo had to initiate a recall on the product. All because one kid was trying to hide from his family. Not sure why he felt the need to hide from his parents like that, but maybe we should throw them a few counseling sessions before we start ripping functioning coolers off the shelves.

Having said that, the moment where the parents rush out and have no clue where the screams are coming from? Priceless. Worth the recall, to me at least. But I don’t own any Igloo stock.

PS- obviously I’m kidding and we’re glad the boy survived blah blah blah.