The Science Nerds Have Done It Again! They've Now Invented The First Ever GoPro For Your Dick
cnet - Let’s begin by picturing a Venn diagram. On one side, you’ve got people who enjoy recording video of themselves having sex. On the other, you’ve got people who wear silicone rings around their penis to help maintain an erection.
Folks in the middle of that Venn diagram might be especially interested in the “Cock Cam” from UK company Julz.
“Capture your climax,” reads the company’s website as it welcomes you to “the world’s first cock ring with a camera,” available now for $160.
I know the phrase “What a time to be alive” gets thrown around a little too loosely these days but…what a time to be alive.
Think about all the incredible people who have lived on this world. Galileo, Aristotle, Genghis Kahn, Jesus Christ, Albert Einsten, George Washington. The list goes on and on and on. And none of those bozos were alive to experience the “Cock Cam”. What a bunch of losers.
But not you, Steve. Nope. You were lucky enough to be born during the greatest time period of human existence. Here you are living in a world where you can attach what is essentially a GoPro to your penis, and film yourself whilst doing the dirty.
Now here’s the thing–I’m not much of a cock ring guy myself. Might be surprising to some of you but yeah, I’ve never considered throwing one on my peen. With that being said, I’m all about getting better. It’s what makes me such a great beer league athlete. I’m also looking to take my game to the next level. And maybe the Cock Cam could work with that. I mean imagine being able to upload your footage to a site like Krossover and then being able to break down the film. Get some advanced stats, some tendency reports, you’d be good to go. People don’t always realize that. Sex isn’t won in the bedroom. That’s just game day. The game is won before it even starts and it all comes down to the preparation and practice. You want to be the best? You’ve got to prepare like the best. Even if that means breaking down minutes upon minutes of your own game film.
So shoutout to the nerds for this one. They finally did it. They finally decided that maybe they should stop building a bunch of robots that are going to take over the world one day, and start focusing on the inventions that really matter. Like a GoPro Cock Ring.