Great News: Migos Is Launching A Motorcycle Line
Source - Migos know the best things come in threes. Quavo, Offset and Takeoff have teamed up with Can-Am to launch the Canadian company’s three-wheel motorcycle, the 2019 Ryker.
“The Ryker is hard, that’s why we’re excited to team up with them,” Quavo said in a press release. “Can’t wait to get one of my own. Skrrt Skrrt!”
The “Motorsport” rappers also posted about the trikes on their Instagram, writing, “W E R E A D Y T O R I D E.” Prices for the Ryker start at a surprisingly budget-conscious $8,499, according to the brand’s website
I’m not going to sit here and pretend that I know how to invest. Believe it or not, my campus edge checking account doesn’t contain that kind of dough. I’m just a down to earth, working-class hundredaire from modest beginnings who’s worked his way to the position he’s in now. Having said that, I like to think that when I eventually do have the means to start investing, I’ll be able to tell the difference between a shitty deal and a good one. The same holds true for when a company comes to me and asks me to be the face of their brand. I wouldn’t represent a husky jeans company because it wouldn’t make sense for either of us. It’s off-brand. Which brings me to my point, even though Migos representing Can-Am makes no sense whatsoever, it makes perfect sense. Everything from the caption…
to the press release…
“The Ryker is hard, that’s why we’re excited to team up with them,” Quavo said in a press release. “Can’t wait to get one of my own. Skrrt Skrrt!”
is so on brand it hurts. The two are synced up. Obviously, no one who buys a Can-Am is a fan of Migos, they’re all grossly overweight Floridians who don’t have the physical ability to balance a motorcycle, but it’s a great partnership nonetheless. The only other musical artist I think would be a better match would be E40 and Too $hort, but that’s only because of “Tell Me When To Go.” Other than that Can-Am hit the nail on the head with Migos. It’ll be interesting to see how long it takes for them to realize it was a massive waste of money. Oh well. By that time Migos’ check will have cleared Skrrt!!!!!!!Skrrt!!!!!!!
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PS: We need one of these for rappers.