"If I Want Anybody To Touch Me It's Your Golden Retriever!"- Crazy Lady Goes Crazy At The Airport But Makes A Good Point

Now obviously this lady is bat shit crazy (and probably super drunk) but she made a real solid point there at the end. If you’ve ever been arrested you know it stinks out loud. You’ve got these strangers in matching uniforms touching you and cuffing you and telling you to calm down. It’s a situation that I would categorize as less than ideal. So I can’t even imagine having to go through that while an adorable golden retriever stands near by. That had to be torture. She just wanted to pet the dog but she found herself in a situation where it just wasn’t possible.

The best part of airport arrests in my opinion is thinking about the progression of that person’s day. Take that lady for example. She woke up that morning and knew she had a flight later that day. So she calmly packed all the things she needed for the trip, placed it all by the door and ordered an Uber. Then she arrived at the airport, went through airport security and maybe even said thank you as the TSA agent told her she was good to go. Then at some point she decided to have a glass of wine and then another and then another and then BOOM she was SCREAMING, “ONE TWO THREE FOUR ONE TWO THREE FOUR” while stomping her feet. Life comes at you super fast.