T-Pain's Version Of Game Of Thrones Is The Best Version

I know everyone thinks they know how to break down Game of Thrones. Well, here’s a fact. Outside of Game of Stools (subscribe, listen, seriously. It’s damn good), the only person that I want to read or listen to talk about the episodes is T-Pain. He’s all over the damn map. From Kim Kardashian references to Italian grandmothers (shout out Nana) to banging the queen, we had a bit of everything.

So with Season 8 being all the talk today, let’s get into the highlights from T-Pain. Because it’s damn gold.

Literally everyone:

It’s a fair question. I mean he brings up that he thinks Greyworm smashed at one point. But, like Big Cat asked if they don’t have dicks how do they pee? I have a lot of questions about the unsullied and their junk, so I’m glad we have someone out there asking the hard hitting questions.

And then we get to the most accurate take I’ve ever seen. The dragons need some Italian grandmothers. They were hungry yesterday which led to Jon and Dany flying all over the damn place with them and then having some voyeur sex in front of them at the waterfall. Those with Italian grandmothers know this tweet all too well. There’s just a bunch of food that she makes you eat no matter how many dinner’s you have. You ain’t flying around looking for sheep and goat to eat if you have an Italian grandmother. Dany needs to figure shit out.

I don’t know what it is about this but I keep cackling every time I read it. Just the perfect tweet.

Call me crazy but I think T-Pain really wanted Sam to tell Jon that he’s banging his aunt and is the true heir to the throne. All I know is I’m all in on T-Pain breaking down Game of Thrones. It’s phenomenal.