Lets Check In To See How The Morning Commute On The Subway Is Going Today

Nope, uh-uh, absolutely NOT! If you see a subway creature like this on your train during the morning commute, you should be allowed to instantly recreate the Grandpa Simpson hat gif, turn around, and return home like it’s a sick day. It doesn’t matter if this is some subway performer, your typical attention-seeking weirdo, or a supervillain that mutated in the bowels of the underground and is getting ready to unleash hell on New York City like countless supervillains before.

But no matter what is going on, if you continue going to work after that guy girl thing looks into your soul with the eyes of that dude from Limp Bizkit, you should be fired on the spot for not respecting your own life enough. Just email your boss the video of this encounter and if he/she doesn’t give you a personal day, that wasn’t the right place for you to work anyway.