Anti-Gay Congressman Busted For Allegedly (wink wink) Giving A Guy A Handjob At Coachella

Source - Former GOP Congressman Aaron Schock appears to have had a magical weekend, flocking to the desert with upwards of 100,000 other attendees for the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival, known simply by its Cher or Madonna-esque first name, Coachella.

According to multiple eyewitnesses, Schock spent the festival with his gay friends, dancing his heart out. He also reportedly got intimate with a guy or two, finding those precious carefree lip-locks every queer person dreams of having out in public.

There’s just one problem: While serving as the United States Representative for Illinois’ 18th congressional district from 2009 until 2015, Schock’s voting record read like the CliffsNotes of the Religious Right’s antigay playbook. Among his political positions, he voted against adding ‘sexual orientation, gender identity, gender and disability’ to the federal hate crime protection groups, against the repeal of ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,’ and for the Defense of Marriage Act, which defined marriage as between a man and a woman.

His politics at one time earned him a 0 percent approval rating from the Human Rights Campaign for his opposition to LGBTQ equality.

We have reached out to Schock on Instagram to ask whether he’s officially come out and if he regrets any of his anti-LGBTQ voting record and as of press time had not heard back.

Damn. Hate when that happens. One second, you’re minding your own business giving casual public hand jobs at Coachella and the next you’re being outed as an anti-gay former congressman with a long track record of advocating against your own people. You’d think the folks at Coachella would understand that and leave him alone, but apparently not.

He got caught after West Hollywood political activist, James Duke Mason, posted photos of him on Facebook hanging out with a group of gay guys with the following message:

(second from left in the first photo) 

Which he may have been able to play off until someone else posted a photo of him making out with a guy…

That’s allegedly (wink wink) him on the left with his hand down the other guy’s pants, jerking his peen directly in the face of God. The very entity he used as an excuse to cast all those terrible votes while he was in Congress.

I’ll be honest, I’m sure stuff like this happens all the time at Coachella. It’s become a sort of gay Mecca for horny eighteen to thirty-five-year-old Barry’s Bootcamp enthusiasts looking for a place to post a shirtless photo on Instagram, but it’s still shocking that this is the guy who got caught doing it.

Naturally, all of gay twitter destroyed him.

I’ll never publicly wish ill upon someone, but I will say I hope Aaron is held accountable for being a piece of shit all those years. I’ll also say if you’re a gay person (or any person for that matter), DO NOT HANG OUT WITH HIM. He doesn’t get a pass because he has abs. I get that those are disproportionately important to a lot of you, but you have to resist. Leave him alone. He deserves to be alone. Not yucking up doing what he campaigned against while he was in office.