I'm Convinced Andre Drummond's Family Has Been Kidnapped and That He's Currently Throwing The Pistons Playoff Game

So I bet on the Pistons in pretty much every way tonight. Blake Griffin was making a heroic return to the team and the Pistons fans, some of the best in the business, were going to be crazy from the jump. I did not, however, account for Andre Drummond throwing this basketball game.

You cannot convince me that isn’t happening right now. Drummond’s family is tied up somewhere and being held hostage. The kidnappers told Drummond you have to throw this game and sabotage all efforts by your teammates, otherwise they’re going to die.

I can’t describe to you in words just how bad he’s been in this game. If you’re watching along with me then you know. Every time he’s gotten the ball he’s either lost it out of bounds or gotten blocked. It’s astonishing. Caulderon and Reggie Jackson have both pulled him aside separately to try and talk some sense into him. It’s just going in one ear and out the other. I understand you can have a bad game, but this is next level. Drummond is a 17 and 15 guy playing like the last man off the bench in a must-win playoff game.

Blake Griffin is literally playing on one leg giving this everything he has and Drummond is just being a dog. In 20 years the truth will come out and this blog will be revisited and probably used as evidence in the court of law.

The second half just started and Drummond immediately picked up his 4th foul and was subbed out for Zaza. Something is going on here