I Wouldn't Have Minded Seeing This Bear Eat Dan Bilzerian

All things considered, I wouldn’t have hated seeing this bear eat Dan Bilzerian. And I’m not even a Dan Bilzerian hater, which I know a lot of people are. If I had a ton of money I would probably be douchey, at least for a little bit. I don’t think he does anything besides live the life a ton of people wish they could. But, when it comes to this exact scenario, I was rooting for the bear. Dan making the bear dance for him like a circus clown, that’s when I start rooting for the bear to channel it’s inner bear-instincts and just go wild. Make fucking mayhem at the Bilzerian residence. Instagram models scrambling for their lives. The bear going absolute bananas on the entire scene. Weed, cash, and body parts floating in the pool. Just pure chaos. Plus, imagine how great this girl’s IG story woulda been if that bear snapped

It’s all fun and games and bikinis and gumprops until the bear is mauling everyone’s heads off.

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PS: A lot of people are saying this is animal abuse. Tbh I don’t know enough about it but I assume that bear gets abused from a young age to learn how to do those tricks. We all know how that ended up for Siegfried and Roy. Sometimes the tiger goes tiger and it’s awesome. So yeah, I’m always rooting for the animal.