Who Is The Horniest Living Being In Westeros? Arya Or Tormund?
Okay so first off let me start by saying that obviously the Arya scene was awkward as all heck. Nobody wanted to see that, and nobody needed to see that. With that being said, it happened and there’s nothing we can do about it. You can try to forget it all you want, but that won’t change the fact that it happened. So at this point, you might as well just begin to accept it.
And with that being the case, it’s time to ask the question–who is hornier? Arya or Tormund? Because the world as they know it is about to get taken over by a bunch of zombies and everybody’s going to die, but all they care about is catching some dick and coochie.
Now I think something that is important to take into consideration when discussing this question is that there are varying degrees and types of horniness. While both Arya and Tormund are horny as hell, not all horniness is created equal. For Tormund, his horniness has been percolating for quite some time now. He’s wanted to take Lady Sir Brienne out for a spin for a long ass time. I mean the dude literally just saw a zombie dragon take down the Wall, he saw so many people die, and all he cares about still when he gets back to Winterfell is if he can shoot his shot with the big woman. It’s hard to get hornier than that, but I also think that falls pretty damn close to love. He’s not just horny with his dick, he’s horny with his heart.
As for Arya? Well it seems that she’s just trying to get some before it’s too late. I’m not saying that she was going to take it from just anybody. She’s still a Stark. She has standards. But it was either going to be Gendry or somebody else. Arya just needed to get some that night. She went out to the club trolling for dick, and she wasn’t going to go home alone that night. I’m sure that she likes Gendry. I’m sure she has an attraction to him and everything. But was it love? I’m not so sure. Seemed more that it was just a primal need to copulate. Horniness in its purest form.
So it’s kind of tough to say. The thing that we can all agree on is that both of these characters displayed levels of horniness that are off of the charts. The possibility of that being their last night on Earth could certainly have that affect on people. But the question still needs to be asked. When all is said and done, who is the horniest living being in Westeros?
P.S. – I made the distinction of horniest “living being” in Westeros because the horniest character of all is the Night King. This horned up son of a bitch is doing everything he can to get himself a little piece of Bran Stark. He is murdering the entire planet and raising an army of zombies just to get himself some action with the Three Eyed Raven. You dirty dirty, dog. Keep it in your pants, buddy.