This Lady Has To Cede Control Of Her Possessions To This Goose After Getting Her Ankles Broken Like This

Oh no ma’am! That’s the parking lot wildlife interaction equivalent of getting dunked on through the floor. Straight up nuts to the face type shit. The avian version of getting your ankles broken. If this was the second round of the NBA Playoffs, she wouldn’t be able to look at social media for at least a month. Just a pure and total bullying.

Howbout the laugh in the background of whoever was recording this? Goddamn it sounds like a balloon slowly deflating or something. Imagine if that was your laugh? I honestly don’t know if I could date Alexis Ren if I had to hear that laugh every single time something funny happened. Realistically you couldn’t even watch a movie!

Ok fine you could probably get through it for that, but the point remains.

One time, when I was a little kid I stuck my fingers through the fence at the duck pond in the St. Louis Zoo. I wanted to see what would happen. Well, a goose turned, looked at me, and bit the living shit out of my finger so hard. I’ll never forget how hard it pressed down and as a 5 year old, I was shocked at the rude nature of these beasts. They really are not kind souls.