There Are No Bigger Assholes Than This Cincinnati Couple That Got Married During The Flying Pig Marathon

[WLWT] - Two longtime runners wed Sunday morning along Cincinnati’s Flying Pig Marathon route.

On Sunday, the couple — who were in the middle of running the half marathon — stepped aside in Eden Park around the seven-mile marker.

That’s where friends and family were waiting to celebrate their nuptials, with the wedding party wearing running shoes and what they called “wedding chic” attire.

Listen, I think you’re an asshole for running a marathon. Well, let me correct that. You’re an idiot for running a marathon. You’re an asshole for promoting it all over the place with stickers and medals and shit, especially if you don’t win.

But, to really ass it up? Get married during the marathon. I hate these people. I don’t care if that’s ‘mean.’ They are the biggest assholes this weekend. I mean this move makes Vibbs move look kind:

I just hate everything about this move. If you’re married or been married, you know one thing. The wedding isn’t about you – especially if you’re the guy. It’s about your guests.

Think about your wedding planning. 99% of what you decide is based on ‘well everyone should like this.’ Very few times is it because you are dying to have that. It’s what will keep everyone happy. What will everyone like. What will keep people dancing. What will keep people from complaining.

Now imagine making people dress like you while you run a half marathon and pretend to be happy to be there. I almost hate all these friends for not speaking up. There’s not one self aware person there? Not one bitchy bridesmaid who keeps dropping the ‘are you sure this is really what you want to do?’ They are as much to blame here as the idiot bride and groom.

On top of that their asshole friends also lined up on the race and had champagne ready for them as they ran by. I wish someone drank it all and ruined it. I don’t wish bad on most people, but I just hate people like this.

Be normal.