Mongolian Couple Eats Raw Rodent Guts To Be "Healthy", Instantly Dies Of Bubonic Plague
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A Mongolian couple died from the bubonic plague after eating raw marmot meat, sparking a quarantine that trapped tourists for days, officials said Monday.
According to AFP, the couple died May 1 in a remote area of the country’s Bayan-Ölgii province, which borders China and Russia.
A six-day quarantine of 118 people who had come in contact with the couple, including locals and a number of foreign tourists, had been lifted as of Tuesday, Ariuntuya Ochirpurev, a World Health Organization official, told the BBC.
Ochirpurev told BBC that the couple ate the rodent’s raw meat and kidney, which is believed to be good for health in the area.
Dar·win·ism
noun
1. the theory of the evolution of species by natural selection advanced by Charles Darwin.
That’s what this is and nothing else. Wanna eat raw rat guts, or rat guts in general? Sounds good. Slurp that shit right up. Also: boom, you’re dead. For every action there’s a consequence, and when you’re an asshole big enough to chow down on raw rat meat, you’re gonna die. It’s plain and simple. Dems da breaks. Go and eat some pizza or Mexican food like normal people. You know what happens when you do that? You feel good. Really, really good. Sure you might shit yourself later on but for about 3 hours you’ll feel like you’re in a complete and total blissful state
I really do feel for the people who got quarantined thanks to these assholes though. You’re pissed reading this, I’m pissed writing this. But it’s nothing compared to how pissed the people who were probably put in bubbles so they didn’t kill off the entire population of Mongolia. All they were trying to do was get their hike on on the Great Wall then pound some lo mein and next thing you know they’re not allowed to be in contact with any other living being. That’ll ruin your day.
PS – has anyone noticed the size of the rats in Chicago are getting bigger? I was walking to get coffee at like 6am on Monday and saw a rat scurry across an ally that was the size of a goddamn Labrador. It totally spooked me. I then saw an alley cat pop out a minute or so later and it didn’t even chase it. I truly think the cat was like “naw that thing was fucking huge” and was on to Seattle. Typical lazy ass cats. Their one true purpose in this world is to rid us of vermin and now they’re not even bad at that.
