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Halle Berry Might Secretly Be a Black Ops Assassin While Also Being An All-Time Smoke

And just like that, Halle Berry has shot right to the top of the list of people I would not want to fuck with in this world. Give Halle Berry a gun and she’s going to fuck your day up. I mean she might be getting a call from Nick Fury pretty soon if she’s not careful. Halle looks like someone who was been a Black Ops assassin for years. That’s not someone who is just learning how to shoot a gun. I’m so aroused and terrified at the same time.

Just look at Keanu’s reaction.

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Halle Berry. All-Time smoke. I am buying my ticket for John Wick 3 right now.