Charles Barkley Took His Clothes Off In The Snow To Fight Three Guys Using Karate Moves In Milwaukee In 1991

Charles “I’m like the Marines” Barkley. There’s really nothing I can add to this story to make it better than the truth of what really happened back in 1991. Charles Barkley, presumably very drunk, got into a tussle with three body builders back in the day, and decided he had enough training via karate movies to scare these bullies off. And it kind of worked? Sure, he got arrested, but he didn’t lose the fight. That’s a win in my book.

All I know is that I wouldn’t want to fight a recently nude Charles Barkley. That much is for certain. Especially not in the prime of his athletic prowess. Today? Even less so. But certainly not pre-Olympics Sir Charles. That guy, clothed or otherwise, would give most mortals a hurtin’ should he connect a punch with even 25% of his body mass.