John Wick Has Been Added To Fortnite Along With His House, Gun Stash, Continental Hotel And More

John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will… something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar. WITH A PENCIL…

…With a fucking PENCIL.

People keep asking me if I’m back and I haven’t really had an answer…

…But now?

YEAAAA I’M THINKING BABA YAGA IS BACK!!! And arguably better than ever? Personally I don’t think putting a newer, better, grittier skin for sale diminishes the Season 3 Reaper John Wick AT ALL. Are you fucking kidding me with that shit? No hyperbole this truly is one of the most ambitious cross over events in gaming/world history… and somehow they completely pulled it off. Admittedly using one of the coolest actors/humans of all-time is a helluva cheat code but still

RESPECT KEANU OR FEEL HIS FUCKING WRATH

People can preach about Fortnite being a #DEADGAME till they’re blue in the face but it won’t change reality. It’s awesome, it’s here to stay, it’s constantly re-inventing itself, and it’s now seamlessly fused with 2 of the biggest movie finales EVER. Not bad!

Can you imagine what it’d be like if your favorite video game tried to align it’s gameplay and aesthetics with the most popular movie that year? Talk about a Pompeii sized dumpster fire folks. Super Mario X Back To The Future… Halo X The Fast And The Furious… GTFOH. Even I wouldn’t play that shit and I’m a useless moron. What’s being accomplished here needs to be appreciated more. Have respect idiots.

Speaking of dead games though, WHAT UP APEX! I hope they (your loved ones) don’t remember you…

UPDATE: Also here is Academy Award Winner/John Wick 3 star Halle Berry
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