Brothel Owner Says Their Fastest Growing Demo is Women

SourceWOMEN are becoming the largest growing market at the world’s biggest brothel, the madam told Daily Star Online.

Dena, from famous Nevada legal brothel Sheri’s Ranch, that increasing women are coming to the brothel to live out their “fantasies”. …

Dena told Daily Star Online: “I would say that the average clientele that we get more than any other is men between the age of 45 and 75.

“However, Sheri’s has been seeing a steady increase in the number of couples and women that visit our resort for multiple day stays.

“In fact, the demographic that has been increasing more than any other are women seeking romantic trysts with our ladies.

“It is becoming more acceptable for women to come here and to experience lesbian fantasy with one of our numerous experienced ladies.”

Even though brothels have been around since before the Old Testament days and the first one was probably built the same day they invented coin money and the penis, I’ve still never really been able to relate to the whole concept. Going into a room splattered with the DNA of a thousand other men who were customers before you to put your man parts into the lady parts of a sad unskilled laborer from a broken home and you pay her to act like you’re not even more pathetic or else you wouldn’t be there, just seems profoundly depressing to me. Besides, I’m not even a fan of store dressing rooms knowing how many guys’ bare asses have been on that bench. So hard pass from me on the whorehouse visits, thanks.

But still, out of all the brothel stories I’ve read over the last few years, this one to me is the most plausible. I can totally see how they’d be popular with America’s growing population of bi-curious females, in and out of committed relationships.

I’d have to assume that if you’re a woman looking to kick the tires on sex with other women for the first time, that it’s a hard thing to pull off. Even though you know how to operate all the parts in theory, I could see where you wouldn’t want to go in there the first time and fumble around. So you take it to a professional. You can only learn so much from watching videos and practicing on your own. To me the whole operation sounds like this CPR class I used to have to take for my old job. They’d show us the movie, then have us practice on that rubber torso. And while I felt like I got the hang of it, that doesn’t mean I’d be able to do it with a real flesh and blood person.

So it makes perfect sense that a wife who’s interested in switching uniforms for a while would hire a pro. And somehow, this scenario sounds a lot less sad than just some socially awkward loner having to pay to get laid. So thanks to all of our brothel workers servicing their female clientele. They’re not only earning an honest living, they’re empowering their fellow women to lead better lives and making the world a better place.