Huge Shoutout To The Rich Idiot Who Spent 400k On A Costco Engagement Ring

Quarterly sales at the U.S. warehouse-club retailer got a boost from a customer who made a “significant diamond ring purchase, in the $400,000 range,” Costco Wholesale Corp. Chief Financial Officer Richard Galanti told analysts Thursday on a conference call.

He didn’t provide more details, but based on the company’s website, the item may have been the “Round Brilliant 10.03 carat VS1 Clarity, I Color Diamond Platinum Solitaire Ring” that can be yours for $419,999.99.

Do you know what you could have with 400k at Costco? You could have so much high-quality beef tenderloin or goldfish crackers or incredible low priced but highly-rated wine. You could buy buckets and buckets of peaches in the lightest syrup you’ve ever seen. You could have cases and cases of avocado oil. You could have warehouses filled with shelled pistachios. You could have tires, showers, beds, couches, and so many pairs of sketchers that your dick would literally fall off with the comfort of the angels wrapping your toes in style. Honest to god, it’s difficult to fuck up a Costco purchase but our knight here did it. He spent 400k in the worst way.

HE.DIDNT.EVEN.GET.ANY.MUFFINS.OR.TOLIETPAPER.

Do you know how stupid you have to be to leave Costco without Kirkland brand toilet paper?

(side note: i think it’s hilarious that women all over the internet are starting to call toilet paper “coochie cotton” to get rid of the stigma that it’s weird that they wipe when they pee. I dont understand why they have to wipe when they pee but I support them because I’m a feminist)

What an idiot!

Anyway, glad he’s in love. Soon there will be one more Instagram post, “He liked it so he decided to put a ring on it. LOL cant wait to spend forever with my best friend!”

lol those people stink at singing lol