An Anal History Of Great #7's In Honor Of Da Chicago Bulls

I wanted to call it an Oral History because I feel like OH’s get more playing time. But then I figured if I’m going Oral I might as well kick it up a notch and go full blown Anal. I have no idea if there’s such a thing as Anal History but then again Columbus didn’t know he was sailing for America and that turned out okay.

Point of this blog is to get over the fact the Bulls are picking 7. Everyone thinks 7 sucks. People have been trashing it since the lottery and personally I’m fed up.

So without further adieu here’s a bunch of great 7’s that should help you clean the dump in your pants about the Bulls draft pick tonight:

Lauri

Triple 7’s

Kirk Hinrich

Andrew Jackson

A lot of people like to hate on Andrew Jackson but all those people forget that if it weren’t for Andrew Jackson, you wouldn’t have anything to hate because he singlehandedly (not really) shoved the British back to the 18th century in December of 1814. Most of you are countering me with the Treaty of Ghent being signed concurrently with the defense of New Orleans, but you’d be hard pressed to imagine the Brits wanted to fuck with us ever again following the beat down he administered.

Heaven On 7 (Chicago Restaurant)

Doesn’t get talked about enough. I love this place. Best Cajun food outside of New Orleans on the planet.

Game 7s

7th Heaven Jessica Biel

The Movie Se7en

That Time In Black Sheep Chris Farley Got Pulled Over For Going 7 MPH

John Elway #7 Vortex Commercials

Ben Gordon

You get the point. Try and have some fun tonight. Go Bulls.