Deez Nuts: Bama's Finest Meth Addicted Attack Squirrel

Not quite Florida but it’s in Alabama, which is practically Florida Jr. And you heard that correctly: a pet attack squirrel named Deez Nuts exists solely on a diet of methamphetamines. Each word of this story gets better than the last. What’s the meth budget for an attack squirrel? It feels like a slippery slope because if you go too lean, Deez Nuts will not be happy but you also don’t want to see DN overdose. Let’s all just agree to stay the fuck away from Alabama.