I'm Going To Need Big Bird To Stay In His Own Lane When Telling Me How To Respect The Yankees-Red Sox Rivalry

Up until 5 minutes ago I did not have an opinion of Big Bird. I had an opinion of Greg Bird, but we’re not here to talk about that creature.

I watched Sesame Street as a kid, like all of you guys and girls. They teach you life lessons and educate you on numbers, colors, and the alphabet. That’s what they do best.

That’s all great, but I don’t need Big Bird telling me how to handle the Yankees-Red Sox rivalry. I don’t need Big Bird telling me how to deal with fuck face Jared Carrabis.

You know what I think about Bird Bird and his rules?

There are no rules. Yankees. Red Sox. London. War.