Live EventThe Unnamed Show With Dave Portnoy, Kirk Minihane, Ryan Whitney - Episode 35Watch Now
Stella Blue Coffee Golden Mug Giveaway | Enter to Win One of 10 PS5s LEARN MORE

Is This The Clearest Proof Of Aliens We've Ever Seen?

Screen Shot 2019-07-09 at 11.41.44 AM

TOUGH bounce here for the Indonesian tourism department. All the Instagram models who were planning on going to Bali soon for some FIRE exotic vacation pics just saw this and decided to take their talents to Thailand or the Amalfi Coast. There’s just no realistic way to sell missiles on a destination where they have to anticipate fending off aliens while trying to find the right lighting.

The only hope we have is that this thing lets us hang out for a little while until gets fed up and it takes over. It’s in control and we are at its mercy. The government is trying to say its a type of moth, obviously because they don’t want someone to try and kill it and make it mad or they don’t want mass panic. Look at all of these images they photoshopped to try and make the populace believe its a naturally occurring animal.

Screen Shot 2019-07-09 at 12.04.27 PM
Screen Shot 2019-07-09 at 12.01.20 PM
Screen Shot 2019-07-09 at 11.37.01 AM