Dina Lohan Dumps Her Internet Boyfriend She Never Met For Being In Cahoots With Her Ex Husband

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So this is kinda a hilarious storyline that I don’t think enough people talk about.  Lindsay Lohan’s mother has never met her now ex-boyfriend of 5 years.  It was (I think) first revealed to the general public on Celebrity Big Brother:

So without further adieu, here’s the definitive list of people who have never met their significant others.

Dina Lohan:

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What a fucking loony tune!  How does a MILF, cougar, attractive older mother that birthed one of the hottest starlets of the mid-2000s not have, ya know, a real boyfriend?  Sneaky hilarious that he was in cahoots with her ex-(real) husband though.

Manti T’eo:

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The most famous catfish story of all time.  Not going to link the Deadspin article, but it was the last good thing they’ve done.  His story lead to that MTV show or whatever too.  Here’s a great breakdown of the timeline of the whole Manti T’eo catfish story

Butters Stotch:

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This whole blog was just the lead up to talk about one of the great TV characters of all time.  Sure, he was the kid at the elementary school that had that girlfriend on the other side town or whatever that didn’t exist but he still swore by her existence, but he was so much more than that.

He caught his dad jacking off in a gay men’s bathhouse:

He committed suicide and rose from the dead and was chained to his basement for being demon spawn…

… so he could go undercover into a girls slumber party to steal their time machine devise

and don’t forget when he got smoked in the eyeball with the ninja star

If you don’t love you some Butters Stotch you’re a fucking idiot.  Costanza, Michael Scott, Tony Soprano, Walter White.  That’s it.  That’s the list.  That’s the list of the best TV show characters ever.