And Now We Have A Texas Teenager Arrested For Spitting In An Arizona Sweet Tea And Putting It Back On The Shelf

 Odessa Police arrested a 15-year-old boy for spitting in an Arizona Tea bottle and putting it back for someone else to drink.

He says he watched security camera video with the asset protection officer and saw the teen pick up the drink, put his mouth on it, then put it back.

He’s charged with tampering with a consumer product, which is a second degree felony.

Is this really going to be the trend of the summer? It seems that we’ve finally gotten over kids eating Tide Pods, but now we’ve moved right into people messing with food and putting it back on the shelf. First we had the bold woman that started this entire revolution by licking ice cream at Walmart back at the end of June…

The word on the street was that she was facing 20 years in prison, but apparently that wasn’t enough of a sentence to deter copycats from following her lead. These past couple weeks have been absolute madness in the food retail industry. Just a week later we had a Louisiana man pull the same damn stunt.

Again, no serious punishment meant it was all still fun and games to record yourself committing these heinous acts of terrorism. Like the guy that spit in an Arizona Sweet Tea jug last week…

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And then just yesterday we had a 15 year old in Odessa, Texas spit in another bottle of Arizona. What ever happened to the hardworking, high-character teenagers of Odessa like Mike Winchell and Boobie Miles? When questioned by the police, this little weasel had quite the comical response.

The police officer says the teen repeatedly told him that he took a drink of the tea, then put it back, because it was “gross.”

Shut up, kid. You know what’s gross? Having to fear shopping at the grocery store because you don’t know whose saliva is already in your drink. This country needs to come together as one and determine a punishment so severe that this shit stops immediately. People cannot be living in fear of terrorists, whether they’re in the deserts of the Middle East or right here in our grocery stores. Would the death penalty work? Yeah, probably. Kill one of these guys and I bet all the fun and games stops. But if we’re going to keep threatening a measly twenty years behind bars….well, you might as well just spit in your own food before you eat it.