Tim Duncan Being Hired As A Spurs Assistant Coach Is Cool, But Tim Duncan's Wardrobe Returning To Our Lives Is Awesome

So the news broke yesterday that the Spurs hired Tim Duncan to be an assistant coach. Awesome. Need Tim Duncan back in my life on the Spurs. But, really the story here is the fact that Tim Duncan’s wardrobe is back in our lives. There’s no question about it – Tim Duncan is the best dresser of our generation.

And to think now there are even more cameras for pregame stuff. The Spurs are going to be on national TV quite a bit meaning we’re going to get a whole lot of Tim Duncan walking into the building. You think Tim Duncan gives a fuck about changing his style from $14.99 Old Navy clothes now? I don’t think so. This is a man that doesn’t care about anything, except the Spurs.

I don’t understand how a man this size can find clothes so baggy, but our lives are better because of it. So welcome on back Timmy. We’ve missed you.