Lil Nas X Breaks Billboard Record For Most Consecutive Weeks At Number One, Addresses The News While Sitting On The Toilet

What an incredible stat. Think about it – a twenty-year old gay cowboy trap rapper just set the record for longest consecutive streak at number one on the Billboard Hot 100 Chart. That is a real, factual sentence that I just wrote. Here’s who he beat out…

16, “Despacito,” Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee feat. Justin Bieber, May 27, 2017
16, “One Sweet Day,” Mariah Carey & Boyz II Men, Dec. 2, 1995
14, “Uptown Funk!,” Mark Ronson feat. Bruno Mars, Jan. 17, 2015
14, “I Gotta Feeling,” The Black Eyed Peas, July 11, 2009
14, “We Belong Together,” Mariah Carey, June 4, 2005
14, “Candle in the Wind 1997″/”Something About the Way You Look Tonight,” Elton John, Oct. 11, 1997
14, “Macarena (Bayside Boys Mix),” Los Del Rio, Aug. 3, 1996
14, “I’ll Make Love to You,” Boyz II Men, Aug. 27, 1994
14, “I Will Always Love You,” Whitney Houston, Nov. 28, 1992

…and here’s what he had to say:

Not something I’d expect from a bottom (?), but who cares? Sometimes you’re the most mentally clear when you’re on the toilet. Obviously, Mariah tried to make the whole thing about her “passing the torch” which prompted this response from Nas:

Kings stay Kings. Congratulations to Lil Nas X. Can’t wait to see what kind of gold he puts out next.