This Is What It Looks Like When An Idiot Tries To Film A Rap Video

“I’m in the gang beh-niss! I’m the gang beh-niss! Ay! I’m in the, I’m in the, I’m in the-” 

Skrrrrtttttttt-

CRACK!

Hope the gang business has good supplemental insurance, anonymous rapper! Kinda tough to look like a gangster when you’re thinking about how your sub-500 credit score is going to cover the windshield on a brand new rented BMW 6 Series though. Poor guy went so hyphy his driver thought he was in the music video for Tell Me When To Go. He never should’ve gas break dip-dipped. Slow is smooth and smooth is steady.

But hey, I’m not here to shit on this man’s dreams. If he wants to rap through the streets of LA trying to further his career, more power to him. He’s just going to have to rebrand himself because he’s no longer a gangster. He’s a goober. A 100 percent certified doofus. Best of luck with your career sir, but if I were you I’d start exploring other options. Rap has run its course.