Bernie Sanders Promises To Tell People About Aliens If He Is Elected President

BERNIE FOR ALIENS, ALIENS FOR BERNIE!!!!

Look, there are very few things I care about when considering a Presidential candidate. That is the freedom that comes with  being disenchanted about what a President can actually accomplish in office. It’s liberating. One thing I do believe a President can do is shoot his mouth off about what we know about Aliens. If there are Aliens then and some of these candidates will confirm they’re real and others won’t, well then tie goes to the Alien Candidates. Just tell us the truth.

What a difference a decade makes. Aliens ended Dennis Kucinich’s campaign in 2007 before it ever started.

Poor crazy Dennis. A man ahead of his time.