Rapper Blueface Claims He Has Slept With Over 1,000 Women In 2019 Alone

For our older audience this is a new, young rapper hot on the scene named Blueface. He's famous for his hit song "Thotiana", rapping off beat, claiming he's the best lyricist of all time and now for having sex with over 1,000 women since January 1st.

During this interview with Big Boy he's asked how many women he's "knocked down" this year. Big Boy starts trying to calculate how many women Blueface has slept with by doing over/unders on numbers but is abruptly stopped when Blueface's brain can't process such a disgustingly low number of 5. Not terrible for the average gentleman gallivanting around the country but for a famous rapper in his early 20's it was a preposterous number to start at. After Big Boy says five Blueface's brain has a malfunction and just spits out the number 1,000. 1,000!!!!

Claiming to have had sex with 1,000 women in six months is an obnoxiously high answer. Just not even on this planet of possibilities. That's literally an average of fucking 5.5 girls per day. He did say he's had a lot of threesomes and even up to fivesomes with 4 women at one time to pad those numbers but I'm still calling bullshit. The math just simply doesn't add up. Does he probably have thousands of girls in his DM's trying to suck the skin off his dick? Of course he does he's a young famous rapper. But having sex with 1,000 women in 6 months? I don't know about that one chief. Thotiana may have been a chart-topping hit song, but I've seen nothing that would give me the indication that his penis has super powers. I'd love to see the actual log of all the women he has slept with though. I'm comfortable setting the over/under number in the 400-500 range. I think that's realistic but still an absolutely insane body count.

I'd love to see one of these rappers legitimately log all the women they've slept with in a calendar year. First name and city would suffice for the data in my humble opinion. Maybe his manager can keep an Excel spreadsheet of it or something like that. It would be insane to look back on after the year and crunch the numbers. I'd imagine it would come out with some very impressive, yet very disturbing numbers. Seeing the raw numbers for amount of STD's he's opened himself up to would be staggering. At least he's making enough blue faces to pay for rubbers. He can't rap on beat but I wonder if he can fuck on beat? Thankfully there's tons of women capable of answering that question. Maybe I'll put out a poll.