T-Pain Got Into An Ugly Brawl On The Streets Of NYC Today, Hopefully He's Okay

Nah just kidding, T-Pain and his boys were just fucking around with lightsabers. Yeah this is a click bait blog, what of it? We gotta keep the lights on and I bet you still had a good time. You thought you were about to watch a video that left you sad because one of the song birds of our generation was left beaten and bloody but instead you’re leaving with a smile on your face. Things could be worse, you could be dying (you still might be, go to the doctor).

How believable is the beginning of that video, though? That’s exactly how every fight video starts with people screaming “HEYYYYYYY! HEY! HEYYYYYY! in the background right before someone inevitably gets knocked out cold. I was very very worried about T-Pain, who is a national treasure and once shared the stage with another national treasure, Pup Punk. Fortunately for the entire world, it was just guys being dudes having fun with toys.

PS- I just showed that video to my very stoned roommate Robbie Fox and he couldn’t believe his bloodshot eyes. He let out a truly astonished “WHAT?!” when somebody tossed T-Pain a lightsaber. Just an all around great video.