Do You Think Lindsay Lohan Gives A Flying Fuck About Unionizing?

I fucking love this shit. Everybody is freaking out about unionizing and suing Barstool. You got blue checkmarks pooping their pants left and right and AOC chiming in from the heavens. You got online rock fights between stoolies and every wannabe lawyer in America. It’s the apocalypse of hot union takes. And then this happens. Little old Lindsay Lohan just getting her hair washed like she’s the queen of England in Mykonos and everything is alright in the world again. The one constant through all the years I’ve been doing Barstool, has been Lohan. The internet has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But Lindsay Lohan has marked the time. This girl, it’s a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good online and it could be again. Oh… people will come Ray. People will most definitely come.