Kristaps Porzingis Sure Has Amassed A Whooooole Lot Of Muscle This Summer!

Oh wow. Would you look at how big and strong Kristaps Porzingis is right now? It seems like his breakup with the Knicks has motivated him to pump iron and add muscle at a rate I have not seen since Barry Lamar Bonds was sick of hearing everyone suck Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa’s dicks before turning himself into the greatest baseball player we have ever seen. Mavericks fans must be thrilled that KP went to his home country and transformed from a gangly 7’3″ finesse player into a fictional killing machine boxer. If I remember my 80s Olympics history correctly, Eastern Europe is not only beautiful but famous for their strength and conditioning programs! Hopefully Kristaps can stay limber as those muscles continue to grow so he can shake that injury-prone label that has caused him to miss 142 of a possible 328 games in his young career while making his first appearance at MSG in more than a year against our newer, stronger power forward.