Hard Factor Jeff Has Been Fired From Hard Factor
CBS News: Barstool Sports founder David Portnoy has a message for employees who are interested in unionizing: “I’ll fire you on the spot,” he tweeted this week.. . . Portnoy’s tweet also drew a response from Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D.-New York, who warned him that threatening workers who are trying to form a union is “likely breaking the law.” She added, “ALL workers in the US have the protected freedom to organize for better conditions.”
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/barstool-sports-dave-portnoy-says-hell-fire-unionizing-workers-labor-officials-say-no-way/
You all know the union racket by now– Well, it fucked us. We want to go ahead and get out in front of this thing and announce the 4 of us will be continuing without Hard Factor Jeff.
We thought the union stuff was a content bonanza with absolutely no consequences. We thought we could laugh about Portnoy taking those blue-check crybabies to the cleaners without fear of the future. We thought we could ride the Barstool wave forever.
We never thought that Hard Factor Jeff would be blamed as the mastermind of it all. We never thought Jeff, a lifelong Yankee fan, would ever be compelled to leave the neighborhood he once loved. Now, we call him Hard Factor Jeff Bezos the way he was forced to keep his business out of the Bronx (He also doesn’t pay taxes).
Hard Factor Jeff was in the wrong place at the wrong time. It all started with a Jack Mac blog that began to snowball out of control. Unfortunately, Hard Factor Jeff was the single sweet snowflake that gave way to a Portnoy avalanche:
So there it is– Like a M***ael Ra****ort lawsuit, Hard Factor Jeff was immediately dismissed, and we’ve been picking up the pieces ever since. But we’re not gonna take this one lying down.
Without being actual Barstool employees, we hereby declare a HARD FACTOR STRIKE and submit the following demands:
1. Pay us our salary in gritcoin
2. Reinstate Hard Factor Jeff and allow him to begin his passion project, a new movie podcast called “Lights, Camera, Barstool”
3. Provide Hard Factor Jeff with an in-network chiropractor
4. The Michael Scott Gold Plan with acupuncture and aggressive coverage for pre-existing obesity-related illnesses
5. Gambling benefits in lieu of 401k match
These are our demands, and even though we’re gonna keep doing the show while we strike: Our balls are in your court.
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