NATE DIAZ IS BACK WITH A VENGEANCE AND WANTS JORGE MASVIDAL NEXT

‘LIKE HE NEVER LEFT’ IS RIGHT!!!

Nate Diaz just made his return to the UFC after almost three years away from the sport, against one of the best competitors either of his divisions has to offer – former UFC Lightweight Champion Anthony “Showtime” Pettis – and swept him clean on my cards, showing absolute zero signs of ring rust on the way to a unanimous decision victory. It was a sensational performance, where he really showcased his legendary dirty boxing, he got to show off his jiu-jitsu a ton in a bunch of fun scrambles, and his relentless cardio led him to a successful return.

Afterwards, Nate revealed that he took three years off because everybody else sucked…

…and called out the “Gamebred” Gangster himself: Jorge Masvidal.

MAKE IT HAPPEN, DANA! PLEASE! WE NEED IT! INJECT IT DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS!

Alright, onto the main event. Can’t believe we still get to watch this. God bless the barbaric human cockfighting.