If You're Thinking About Reading This, Don't

If you clicked on this blog, credit to you. You’re a bad boy(or girl). An independent thinker. Clicking links and throwing caution to the wind. And for once, that type of clicking isn’t going to get you a computer virus or have your identity stolen. Instead, it’s going to get you to the science behind why reading is fucking OUT.

(Source)–Humans can comprehend the meaning of words from both spoken and written language. It is therefore important to understand the relationship between the brain representations of spoken or written text. Here we show that although the representation of semantic information in the human brain is quite complex, the semantic representations evoked by listening versus reading are almost identical. These results suggest that the representation of language semantics is independent of the sensory modality through which the semantic information is received.

Reading and listening are basically identical when it comes to comprehension which means you should basically never read again. It’s pointless, according to science. Pop the airpods in and become a genius while being illiterate. That’s the future. Communication through emojis and education without books. It’s a wonderful time to be alive. At this time I would like to invite you to download Redline Radio

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Click on those images, subscribe, and you never have to read a newspaper or a book or anything else ever again. That’s what science is telling you. No more reading glasses, no more wasting time looking at words on a page, FUCK that. It’s out. 21st century is all about learning and getting entertainment while you’re doing other stuff like walking your dog, driving, or working. And since you just saved yourself a ton of extra time by not reading, you now have new found time for other activities like watching TV or pornhub. #Blessed