Soccer Player Celebrates Goal By Climbing Into The Stands To Smooch His Wife And Oops, The Goal Gets Disallowed
This, ladies and gentlemen, is what we in the biz like to refer to as a double whammy. Because not only did the goal get disallowed, but now all your teammates think you’re a douche for nothing. I mean c’mon, pal. Smooch your girl on your own time. You’re in the middle of a game out there. Is your wife out there playing with you? Did she set you up with that ball? Didn’t think so. So maybe go over there and celebrate with your team, and you can swap spit with your girl after the game.
I’m a romantic. I’m a lover of love. But you gotta save some love for the boys. That’s the squad right there. I can guarantee you right now that there are 2 group chats going on in that locker room. One of them has the full team in on it, and the other group chat is everybody besides #88 so they can just rip him and make plans in that chain so they don’t have to feel bad not inviting him anywhere.