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Zookeeper Somehow Survives The Most Vicious Rhino Attack (on his car) I've Ever Seen

Source - A rhinoceros at a German safari park attacked a zookeeper’s car, but the employee managed to escape without any serious injuries from the attack caught on camera.

The scary incident of rhino rage unfolded at Serengeti Park in the German state of Lower Saxony, as the apparently enraged animal used its horn and powerful body to flip the car — painted like a zebra — several times.

The footage was published by the YouTube channel Einstein Gamer and in the German daily Bild.

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I hate to use this GIF, I really do, but it’s the only thing I could think of after watching that video…

Also, no serious injuries? What about the psychological trauma he’s going to experience for the rest of his life? Doesn’t that count? Every time he gets behind the wheel he’s going to have flashbacks of that Rhino tossing him around like Willie Colon tossed that ref during the Pats/Jets game in 2013. How he escaped without any serious injuries is nothing short of a miracle. I mean look at the size of this thing.

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It’s twice as big as the car. Apparently it was mad because it wasn’t adjusting well?

“It’s unclear what prompted Kusini to pounce on the car. He has been at the park for 18 months as part of a breeding program, though zookeepers said he has been struggling to adjust.”

Seem like a bitch move considering it’s entire job is to have sex. Oh well, thank God that guy/girl/whatever the fuck is okay. Chances are the Rhino won’t have the same fate. He most likely signed his death sentence.