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Artie Lange Is Out Of Rehab And Looks Pretty Damn Good

Looking good Artie!!!

We’ve all dealt with addiction in some form or another and it is a motherfucker.   Artie Lange here is obvious proof of that.  He had scored big on stamps.com or whatever it was*, seemingly had the world in the palm of his hand and *poof* he’s got a pig nose.

But everyone loves a good comeback story.  7 months, 14 days.  Good for him.  It wasn’t too long ago that he was looking like this:

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So good for him.  New haircut, new cardigan, new man.  And I’m not speaking tongue in cheek here, either.  It’s really good to see him turning his life around.  I’m not completely sure going on a tour immediately following rehab is the best thing for him, but here’s to hoping he stays clean.