Cousin Mike (Dave Portnoy's Father/Tenant) Attempted To Play Fortnite And Dropped Some Gems About Raising His Landlord/Son

And here we have myself attempting to teach a 72-year-old how to dominate in #SmittysArmy. The blind leading the literal blind.

Hey, if Karl-Anthony Towns and De’Angelo Russell cab enlist and be worthy soldiers, so can Cousin Mike.

Maybe. Let’s do this. If this doesn’t get did, back to basics.