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Shake Your Ass Cheeks For EARTH, Bitch!

Fuck, I need to start doing Yoga again. I would love to see a protest happening in the middle of the street and then pull my shorts high into my ass crack and absolutely start going to town FOR A CAUSE.

“Did a golf tournament break out and someone hit a 20-foot putt?”

“No. That’s Chaps’ ass cheeks breaking the sound barrier. He’s twerking all over Main Street right now and a crowd has formed.”

“Goodness. I hope my girlfriend doesnt see. She’ll wanna fuck his brains out.”

“Oh. You must not follow him closely. He loves his wife and they are very sexually active.”