Smitty settles his debt
So the whole axe to desk situation has been played out at work. Smitty felt terrible and has done his best to make things right in this situation. He sent me money on venmo to compensate for the axing of my desk.
I mean just an absolutely bananas move. In all fairness though, he thought that the table was Barstool property and not my own personal desk. Maybe read a OMTE every once in a while, you're bound to find plenty of blogs about desks.
I will admit, the giant hole in my desk adds a good of character. I will say this, at least Smitty apologized. All I got from Nate - whose supposed "friend" happened to sit on my desk - was a "oh what are you gonna do" type response. I mean have a little bit of accountability.