Update On The WAG Battle: Rebekah Vardy Says Arguing With Coleen Rooney Is 'Like A Pigeon, It's Still Going To Shit In Your Hair'
[Source] – Did the two women argue, I ask? Becky is careful not to explicitly denounce Coleen, but says: ‘That would be like arguing with a pigeon. You can tell it that you are right and it is wrong, but it’s still going to s*** in your hair.’
What a goddamn line. That’s one thing the Brits do well. They drop quotes left and right that just make me laugh. I’ve never heard this expression before and now I need to use it as much as possible. Arguing with this person is like a pigeon, they are just going to shit in your hair. Feels like it would work in NYC for pigeon reasons.
In case you missed it earlier this week, we have some major WAG drama across the pond. Wayne Rooney’s wife had a bunch of stories leaked to the tabloids, so she set up this sting operation where she blocked everyone from viewing her Instagram stories except for one person to see if she was the rat. Turns out she was and also turns out to be Jamie Vardy (Rooney’s England National team teammate/Leicester City forward) wife.
Again, this is major over in England. Literally being talked about non stop. But perhaps even more it’s separating the WAGs and you have to pick a team like we’re back on The Hills with Team LC or Team Kristin.
She’s been accused of this before!
Yesterday model Danielle Lloyd, once wed to ex-Spurs midfielder Jamie O’Hara, claimed she had “run ins with Becky over similar things”.
How much of a lunatic do you have to be to leak numerous things about numerous teammates/EPL players to the tabloids? It’s not like you need the money from the tabloids. I think I’m starting to like her just because she’s nuts.
Now to the important side and important part of the blog with pictures. Here’s the roster of Team Coleen vs Team Becky
Team Coleen:
Danielle Lloyd (was married to Tottenham’s Jamie O’Hara)
Lizzie Cundy (TV host)
Toni Duggan (English soccer player)
Chantelle Hesky (married to Liverpool’s Emile Hesky)
Team Rebekah
Nicole McClean (married to former QPR’s Tom Williams)
And that’s it. It’s her and Jamie Vardy. Not the strongest team.