This Twitter Thread Showing How Fucked Up People Get At Oktoberfest Is Hands Down Some Of The Craziest Shit I've Ever Seen On The Internet (NSFW)

*Note: If you’re at work, don’t watch this right now. There’s nudity, drug usage, and overall debauchery that’ll probably get you fired. I actually had to leave out a few of the tweets because they were too much. I translated them the best I (Google) could. Here you go…

“Germany is like the convention of the most deranged and degenerated people in the world, calm as if nothing, watch the videos.”

TWEET TWO: “As if I had nothing on.” (nsfw vagina) 

 TWEET THREE: “When you think you saw everything.” (nsfw dick)

“What was going through his mind.”

“No, el Chupi.”

“When you can’t find the #Ok bathroom.”

“End of thread.” 

Yeah- so I guess that’s Oktoberfest. A drunken, cocaine-filled, bender with zero rules whatsoever. I have friends who have gone and told me how crazy it was, but it wasn’t until this thread that I began to understand what they were talking about. It’s wild because there’s just zero shame in any of it. No one’s sneaking off to the bathroom to do drugs, no ones even going to the bathroom to go to the bathroom. Everyone is just doing everything out in the open. I mean look at how fucked up this guy is…

He smiling because he let his buddy do a line off of his dick, by the way. People are in the rafters…

Crashing through tables…

Walking through each others’ pee streams..

Everyone’s lights were on, but no one was home. I’d like to know what the average BAC of people in that tent were. Keep in mind they were drinking BEER. Not liquor, beer. What a wild sight. Count me permanently out for Oktoberfest. Thoughts and prayers to everyone in that video, I’m sure the hangover is a doozy.